- I would like to be seriously minted.
- I would like to decapitate Willie Frazer for being an annoying wee cunt.
- I would like to give those who count 'The Fast and the Furious', 50 Cent and Kappa 'clothing' among their cultural influences, a round in the back of the head.
- I would like to hear the sound of my balls slapping off Gráinne Seoige's arse.
What's on your wishlist?
