Things you may not know about me...

Following on from Brian's challenge over at Rantings Diversified, I now have the pleasure of revealing to you six things that you did not know about the Voice of Treason.


1) I was arrested for being drunk and disorderly when I was 17.

2) I went through school without ever receiving a detention. Would you spend an hour in a classroom on your own with a Christian Brother?

3) I have every album ever made by the Australian band INXS.

4) Cómo Brian, hablo un poco español tambien. Pero no demasiado. Gringos!

5) I can tip my nose with my tongue. Who says I'm not popular with the ladies?

6) I once worked at a car wash. The boss don't mind sometimes if ya act the fool.


And while poetry has never been my strong point, here's an addition to Jefferson's ditty...


'There was a wee man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
after an hour his cock was a flower,
and his balls were covered in weeds.'