- I would like to be seriously minted.
- I would like to decapitate Willie Frazer for being an annoying wee cunt.
- I would like to give those who count 'The Fast and the Furious', 50 Cent and Kappa 'clothing' among their cultural influences, a round in the back of the head.
- I would like to hear the sound of my balls slapping off Gráinne Seoige's arse.
What's on your wishlist?
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Cool blog! I've been reading it from the beginning. Pretty good stuff. Anyways I've added it to my blogroll at my blog.....
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Thanks for the hat tip Brian. You've been added to the blogroll...
Ah yes, death to skobies ...
Don't forget to add Pat Shortt to that list of would-be assassinated people ...
If there's one thing I gotta give Pat Shortt credit for, it's for the line he came off with in the film 'Man About Dog'. Playing the tinker, his car gets forced into a swamp. He emerges, face full of shite, and says,
'Them boys have balls on them like Bengali Tigers!'
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.
Then we could all drop around to Big Ian's gaff and chant "Why don't you just die already?" like a Welsh choir.
Keep up the good work with the excellent blog. God knows, if you're a civil servant in the North, you're not doing any good work between the hours of nine and six anyway. Or any form of work, for that matter!
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